Boy : because you are so pretty and i think i am falling in love with you.
Girl : really?...... but you haven't met my friend yet. she is more prettier than me and she is right behind you (the guy looking behind him but found no one)
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"