Showing posts with label Funny Pics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Pics. Show all posts
GUY IN LADIES TOILET.. VERY FUNNY.. MUST READ..
A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'..
He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh.
Funny LION
One day, Two Friends walking in a bush and Chat about future.
Suddenly, they saw a lion in front of him.
They knelt down for prayers,
Funny Misunderstanding.. Must Read...
A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him.
In the court the man's deference was:-
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him.
In the court the man's deference was:-
WHERE IS GOD ?? ------------VERY FUNNY !
MUST READ:Kids are a blessing no matter what they do......
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
JOB AT THE FBI !
Job at the FBI : The FBI had an opening for an assassin & After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman.For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair..... . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was Quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the Same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one After another. They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was Quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with fake bullets ' she said. 'I had to Beat him to death with the chair..'. =D
