♥ Must Read.. Its Awesome ♥

♥ Must Read.. Its Awesome ♥

This girl is a keeper!!!!

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

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Funny Husband & Wife Fight

Husband: Can i kiss you?

wife: No!

Husband: i will buy you jewelry! ...

wife: No!

Husband: i will buy you a car!

Wife: Still NO.

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Woman vs officier.. Funny Converstation

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

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Girl BRA Size

A girl went to a shop to buy a bra.

GIRL : I need bra.. can you show it..

 SHOPKEEPER : Here is size 36.

 GIRL : Smaller please

 SHOPKEEPER : Size 34

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Professor vs Sailor

A Professor was traveling by boat.

 On his way he asked the sailor : “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology ?

 The sailor said no to all his questions.

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Funny Misunderstanding

 Smith just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Lords.

 The manager told him: "...in here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant. so you know how to address their every need even before they ask".

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Smart Guy

 An Pakistani walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

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Who is the real thief?

 John and Smith entered a chocolate store.

 As they were busy looking, Smith steals 3 chocolate bars.

 After leaving the store,

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Taxi drivers

A woman and her 7 years old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the twilight girls were standing by the roadside.

 The Boy asked; "Mummy, what are all those women doing?."

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Unexpected Twist.. Very Funny

A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor.

 Sir, do you know everything about law?

 Prof: Yes.

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Funny story must read

Three men : a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, found themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven.

 St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

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Funny Little Johnny..lol

eacher said to the class"Children, tomorrow I would like u to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home, and what is d advantage of this new development.

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very very funny

A guy asked a girl in a library;

 “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"

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Funny Doctor

Two doctors opened an office in a small town.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to:

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very very funny.. must read

A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday... At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hi Jim, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Jim says,

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