For All Boys...
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't, you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.
For All Boys
For All Boys...
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't, you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.
Beautiful
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS:
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
My Heart Still Beats For You - Touching
After 1 years of break up....!
I found a message in my inbox... That message was my her...She wrote.... How is you dear .
Are you fine....
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Honey, What's for Dinner
Honey, What's for Dinner
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
Man & Girl - Very Very Funny Conversation
Man & Girl - Very Very Funny Conversation
A man and a Girl were sitting beside each other in the first
class section of an airplane.
The Girl sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The Girl sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
Principal vs Student - Who is Smarter??
One Night, 4 Engineering Students were playing Football till late night and didn't study for the Exam which Was scheduled for the next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan, they made themselves look as dirty and untidy as possible with grease and dirt.
They then went up to the Principal and said that they had gone out to a Sister wedding last night and on their return the Tyre of their BMW Car burst.
They had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Pricipal said they can have the re-test after 3 days, they thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Principal, the Principal said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name..........................(2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............(98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!
