Showing posts with label Poetry n Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poetry n Jokes. Show all posts

My Wife's Memory Loss - Funny Story



My Wife's Memory Loss - Funny Story

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room... it wasn't there.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

Real Final Destination Dream - Funny



Real Final Destination Dream - Funny

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

Four Men & Nurse - Very Funny Joke


Four Men & Nurse - Very Funny Joke

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wife's are having babies. 

A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

Thank You - A love poem

Dard hua to dil se awaz ayi maa

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gUju Jokes !



Yu Palat Jaye Zindagi To Kya Baat Hai..

Hasna Nahi Aata Mujhe Yeh Baat Nahi Hai.

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I don't know how to tell you

So now and forever You'll stay in my mind You'll stay in my heart Till the end of time ©

Be mine forever." ♥


tum aur baas tum ♥

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Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya IN Advance

Raksha Bandhan SMS


Yes I love you. You are so cute, smart. My mother also likes you very much. My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously. So please don’t say no to my proposal. Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister. Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.


Jab pyar kiya to Darna Kya.....

Us jaalim Dilruba Ne Mujhe
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Amavas ki Raat Ko Qabaristaan
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me Akela Chhor diya,
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ye Keh kar Ki
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"Jab pyar kiya to Darna Kya.....

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