Shilpa Shetty and son Viaan on Hello cover
By HT
Yummy mummy Shilpa Shetty was recently seen with her little one Viaan Raj Kundra at an IPL match and now the mother-son duo are spelling style on the cover Hello magazine. Both mommy and babyare wearing a white attire each for the glossy.
While Shilpa Shetty looks graceful flaunting her midriff in the classy outfit, Viaan steals the attention in a crisp white jacket paired with denims. And of course the adorable looking shoes!
People went to watch Chikni Chameli: Zoya Akhtar
Directors Karan Johar, Dibakar Banerjee and Zoya Akhtar spoke about issues, ranging from political censorship to lack of creative freedom, that plague filmmakers, during a panel discussion in the Capital, that was held as part of celebrating 100 years of Indian Cinema. The trio also turned down allegations from the audience that Bollywood is responsible for promoting and glorifying violence against women. While Zoya had a curt response to the question, as she asked, “Don’t you go and watch an item number?” Dibakar, in his light-mannered way just urged everyone to look within.
On censorship
I was promised democracy but I never got it as a filmmaker. I feel restricted in this land. My Name is Khan was banned in my state
I was promised democracy but I never got it as a filmmaker. I feel restricted in this land. My Name is Khan was banned in my state
A scene in Love Sex Aur Dhoka where a boy is butchered because he is from a low caset was removed due to political intervention
Bollywood Movie Makers: Don't blame us for everything!
New Delhi, April 30 -- Though there were several debatable issues at the Centenary Film Festival in the Capital, that concludes today, each discussion more or less boiled down to blaming Bollywood for intoxicating the society with negativity - be it by showing racy item numbers or scantily clothedwomen, or smoking and drinking on screen.
Welcome to the 'Stock Market'... :D
Once upon a time in a village, a man announced to
the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The
villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around,
went out to the forest and started catching
them..
The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started
to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.
He further announced that he would now buy at
Rs. 20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and
they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started
going back to their farms.
The offer rate increased to Rs. 25 and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even
see a monkey, let alone catch it!
God listen everyone's prayer & he grants all their desires.. :)
Once upon a time,a blind old woman lived with her son and his wife.they were very poor.the old woman always pray to GOD.
One day GOD appeared to her and said "old woman i am moved by your prayer i will grant you one wish.ask me for one thing".
she replied that she don't know what to ask.GOD then told her to ask her son and wife for advice.
The girl is in the dark holding a candle saying "Baby, I did not break my promise.
Must read heart touching story:
"The girl is in the dark holding a candle saying "Baby, I did not
break my promise."
Girl: hey baby, happy birthday
Boy: thank u (:
Girl: I'll be at your house at 7:30pm
Boy: okay babe,promise?
Girl: yeah, I promise. I love u so much.. no matter what happens.
Boy: I love u too. I am going to cook for our dinner (:
Vidya Balan's music video for 'Ghanchakkar' will be dedicated to the husbands and boyfriends of the world
Get ready to see Vidya Balan in an all-new avatar. The actress is gearing up to record for a music video for her upcoming film opposite Emraan Hashmi.
According to sources, the planning that is going around the video is pretty massive.
An insider says, `This will be the first time that Vidya will shoot a music video for a film, though she has already done an item song in Ferrari Ki Saawari. Amit Trivedi has composed the song, which will be shot keeping in mind Vidya's character in the film.
Meet the shame-proof girl!
There were a whole lot of unprintable things that singer Hard Kaur said in the conversation CS had with her.
But then, that's what this Punjabi kudi's all about - 'shame-proof' in her own words! Now that she's turned music composer, the singer speaks about what music means to her and why she loves Kanye West:
Pooja Bhatt says many feel that...
Pooja Bhatt says many feel that she doesn't have any right to show concern over safety of women because she introduced Indo- Canadian porn star Sunny Leone into Bollywood
Sunny made it to headlines with her stint on TV reality show "Bigg Boss 5" and was later cast in Pooja's directorial project "Jism 2".
The 41-year-old is upset with yet another rape case of five-year-old girl in Delhi and tweeted: "This is not a world to bring more children into. This is certainly not a nation to bring more daughters into. Violence is their destiny."
WHERE IS GOD ?? ------------VERY FUNNY !
MUST READ:Kids are a blessing no matter what they do......
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
JOB AT THE FBI !
Job at the FBI : The FBI had an opening for an assassin & After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman.For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair..... . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was Quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the Same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one After another. They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was Quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with fake bullets ' she said. 'I had to Beat him to death with the chair..'. =D
The Most Touching Strories You Have Ever Read
The Most Touching Strories You Have Ever Read
TRUE LOVE ..(A Doctor's note) Must Read n share
It was approximately 8.30 a.m. on a busy morning when an elderly gentleman in his eighties arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9.00 a.m.
A TOUCHING LOVE STORY
A TOUCHING LOVE STORY
Girl : What would you choose? Your life or me?
Boy : Uhmm, both...
Girl : Choose only one.
Boy : Fine. My life.
Girl : *starts to cry* Why?
Boy : Because you are my life..
Boy : Uhmm, both...
Girl : Choose only one.
Boy : Fine. My life.
Girl : *starts to cry* Why?
Boy : Because you are my life..
My Wife's Memory Loss - Funny Story
My Wife's Memory Loss - Funny Story
After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my
car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting
room... it wasn't there.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Real Final Destination Dream - Funny
Real Final Destination Dream - Funny
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is
having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The
son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.
The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to
bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
♥ Must Read.. Its Awesome ♥
♥ Must Read.. Its Awesome ♥
This girl is a keeper!!!!
It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point,
Four Men & Nurse - Very Funny Joke
Four Men & Nurse - Very Funny Joke
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wife's are having babies.
A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
Difficult To Understand Girls
Difficult To Understand Girls
Girl: Do you smoke?
Young Boy: Yes I do.
Girl: How many packs a day?
Young Boy: 3 packs.
Girl: How much per pack?
Couple vs Cop - Very Funny Conversation
Couple vs Cop - Very Funny Conversation
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place..
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Beautiful story... MUST READ
Beautiful story... MUST READ..
A very poor man lived with his wife...
One day, his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed... The man felt very sorry and said, "NO"
Husband & Wife Funny Conversation - Must Read
One Day An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: ”Where the Hell are you …?”
Husband: Darling do you remember the jewellery shop where you saw a very beautiful gold necklace and were desperate to buy it, but I didn’t have the money but promised to get it later when I get my salary…
POLISH REMOVER
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him.
Employee vs Boss - Awesome Conversation..
Employee vs Boss - Awesome Conversation..
An employee goes to his boss to discuss his appraisal. Boss starts asking questions:
Boss - There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee - That's easy. There are 49 left.
Boss - There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee - That's easy. There are 49 left.
Once Upon a time In Mumbai Again Is not based on Dawood – Akshay Kumar
Once Upon a Time in Mumbai sequel is said to be one of the Most awaited sequels of Bollywood . Right from the Shoot , the movie caught the Gossip corners of Movie being based on Dawood . The Movie stars Akshay Kumar in the Lead followed by Imran Khan and Sonakshi Sinha .
The Bus Conductor Must Read Thriller Story
The Bus Conductor <<-- Must Read Thriller Story!!! -->>
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.
One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Customer Vs Waiter... Very Funny Conversation..
Customer Vs Waiter... Very Funny Conversation..
Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Heart touching story must read
A
doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an
urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes &
went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s father pacing in
the hall waiting for the doctor.
Trust Is Must In Love
Girl : HI ?
Boy : Hello !!
Girl : are you ok .
Boy : not realy . there is
sumthng runing in my mind !
Girl : wat is it . tell mee !!! :(
Boy: u always say that u trust
me a lot... ??
