so simple but nice

Boy: I bet i can make u say I Loveu.
Girl: impossible.
boy : ok, lets try........
say blue...
girl : blue..
Boy: say pink..
girl: pink..

Really sad

Really Sad

Girl: I have to tell you something…
Boy:What?
Girl: I really like you. And I… I think I’mfalling
in love
with you.
Boy: Ok…
Girl: What do you mean “ok”?
Boy: I don’t like you like that…

Shocking: Tahir Shah’s song ‘Eye to Eye’ goes viral like crazy




Either it was an irrevocably ardent love for someone, or an extreme form of self obsession, this can not be ascertained after watching the song “EYE TO EYE” by Tahir Shah, an independent Pakistani singer whose new song released 2 months back has created a fuss around social media websites like Facebook, Twitter and Television media of Pakistan.

ABCDEFG- A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl


BOY: A, B, C
GIRL: What?
BOY: Always Be Careful
GIRL: Ahan then?
BOY: D, E, F, G
Girl : ??
BOY: Don't Ever ForGet That
GIRL: Hmmm...
BOY: I'm H I

A TOUCHING LOVE STORY

A TOUCHING LOVE STORY

Girl : What would you choose? Your life or me?

Boy : Uhmm, both...

Girl : Choose only one.

Boy : Fine. My life.

Girl : *starts to cry* Why?

♥ Must Read.. Its Awesome ♥


♥ Must Read.. Its Awesome ♥

This girl is a keeper!!!!

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

Heart Touching Story



An old man lived alone in an American town. His only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son

Dear Son,

Funny Husband & Wife Fight


Husband: Can i kiss you?

wife: No!

Husband: i will buy you jewelry! ...

wife: No!

Husband: i will buy you a car!

Wife: Still NO.

Woman vs officier.. Funny Converstation

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Heart Touching Conversation Must Read

Girl: I miss you..
Boy: And so?
Girl: I really did.
Boy: ok.
Girl: I’m sorry.
Boy: What for?
Girl: For ignoring
your efforts to communicate with me.
Boy: Its OK..
I got used to it,

a girl is teasing an uncle on phone call

a girl is teasing an uncle on phone call 

ALIA BHATT NEW PHOTOSHOOT

ALIA BHATT BOLD PHOTOSHOOT

Girl falling from the fourth floor, 8 couriers caught her with their hands

 Girl falling from the fourth floor, 8 couriers caught her with their hands

Girl BRA Size

A girl went to a shop to buy a bra.

GIRL : I need bra.. can you show it..

 SHOPKEEPER : Here is size 36.

 GIRL : Smaller please

 SHOPKEEPER : Size 34

Professor vs Sailor

A Professor was traveling by boat.

 On his way he asked the sailor : “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology ?

 The sailor said no to all his questions.

Funny Misunderstanding



 Smith just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Lords.

 The manager told him: "...in here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant. so you know how to address their every need even before they ask".

Smart Guy



 An Pakistani walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

Mathira Vulgar Interview With Indian Media

Mathira is performing an item number in Punjabi Film Young Malang. Day and Night News reporter who took Mathira interview said that Mathira is known as ‘sex kitten’ in Pakistan. During the interview Mathira discussed those things which cannot be discussed on Pakistan’s channels. She stated that if any woman is beautiful than she must show her beauty to everyone.

Celebs most disgusting moments on screen

Amisha

Poonam Pandey is no more a virg!n

Mumbai: The humorous Poonam Pandey plays with words on her favorite mouthpiece Twitter but sometimes, she breaches the boundaries of being witty. Recently, commenting on Madras High Court’s decision the sexy siren indirectly revealed that she had s*x before marriage.

Who is the real thief?

 John and Smith entered a chocolate store.

 As they were busy looking, Smith steals 3 chocolate bars.

 After leaving the store,

Taxi drivers

A woman and her 7 years old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the twilight girls were standing by the roadside.

 The Boy asked; "Mummy, what are all those women doing?."

Unexpected Twist.. Very Funny

A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor.

 Sir, do you know everything about law?

 Prof: Yes.

Funny story must read

Three men : a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, found themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven.

 St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

Funny Little Johnny..lol

eacher said to the class"Children, tomorrow I would like u to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home, and what is d advantage of this new development.

very very funny

A guy asked a girl in a library;

 “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"

Funny Doctor


Two doctors opened an office in a small town.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to:

very very funny.. must read


A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday... At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hi Jim, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Jim says,

Real Heart touching love story

She was sitting there. in the front row of the classroom.. She was the hyperactive chatty gal that I would love to loathe... 
At first sight, there was simply nothing extraordinary about her.

10-year-old Mexican girl gives birth to baby boy after 31-week pregnancy


What is going on in this cray, cray world? Babies having babies, Is that what it has come to? A 10-year-old Mexican girl has given birth to a baby boy after a 31 week pregnancy, according to reports.

Enter Carefully: Brazilian Man Got a Dog Face by Plastic Surgery


A good-looking man with wierd aesthetic standerds 
There are all kinds of people in this strange big world. A Brazilian man is so eager to be a dog so he pays for a plastic surgery with his own money, hoping he can become the first "Dogman" in the world which totally overthrews our visions and concepts of beauty. Let's see the whole process of his surgery!
Enter carefully! The following images may make you uncomfortable!

Love

Love...
it mkes u cry... makes u hate urself sumtyms...
u may get away from other people to be wid da one u luv..
u spent sleepless nights ,
u apologise even when u knw
u r right..

Unseen pictures of Mehar Bokhari



Mehar Bukhari pc hacked and her unseen pix leaked out in which she having bedtime with boy friend while drunk.

Most talked about wardrobe malfunctions in Bollywood!

Former Miss Universe, Sushmita Sen clad in a short gray tube dress, messed it up when her dress went up a few inches, revealing her underwear.

MUST READ




MUST READ....
A True Love Story....
A young couple is very much in
love, decided to get married...
Some months before nikkah, the

a