Employee vs Boss - Awesome Conversation..
An employee goes to his boss to discuss his appraisal. Boss starts asking questions:
Boss - There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee - That's easy. There are 49 left.
Boss - There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee - That's easy. There are 49 left.
Boss - How would you put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee - Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Then close the fridge.
Boss - How would you put a deer into the fridge?
Employee - Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Then close the fridge.
Boss - It's the lion's birthday. All animals are at the party except one. Who is missing & why?
Employee - Deer is missing because it is in the fridge.
Boss - An old woman wants to cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles. How will she do it?
Employee - She just has to cross from 1 side to the other because all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday party.
Boss - Last question. The old lady still died why crossing the swamp. How?
Employee - Err... I guess she drowned?
Boss - No! She was hit by the brick that fell from the airplane.
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