Husband: Can i kiss you?
wife: No!
Husband: i will buy you jewelry! ...
wife: No!
Husband: i will buy you a car!
Wife: Still NO.
Husband: i will take you to world trip.
wife: Still NO.
After listening all this, their kid woke up and said, "Daddy! u can kiss me, but just buy me a
bicycle please"
After A Fight...
Wife to Husband: I was Mad, Fool and Rubbish that I married you
Husband Said: Yes dear but I was in love, I didn't notice -
