A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday... At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hi Jim, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Jim says,
"Oh dear, I play football with him.
" Inside the Bartender Says,
"The Usual, Jim?"
Jim says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team.
" Next a stripper Says,
"Hi Jim! Do You Crave the Special Again??
" The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi... The Taxi driver Says,
"Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...." Jim's Funeral is on Sunday!