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Showing posts with label Heart touching stories and love quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heart touching stories and love quotes. Show all posts
Unexpected Twist.. Very Funny
Sir, do you know everything about law?
Prof: Yes.
Funny story must read
St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.
Funny Little Johnny..lol
very very funny
“Do you mind if I sit beside you”?
The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
Funny Doctor
Two doctors opened an office in a small town.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to:
very very funny.. must read
A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday... At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hi Jim, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Jim says,
Real Heart touching love story
She was sitting there. in the front row of the classroom.. She was the hyperactive chatty gal that I would love to loathe...
At
first sight, there was simply nothing extraordinary about her.
Love
it mkes u cry... makes u hate urself sumtyms...
u may get away from other people to be wid da one u luv..
u spent sleepless nights ,
u apologise even when u knw
u r right..
MUST READ
MUST READ....
A True Love Story....
A young couple is very much in
love, decided to get married...
Some months before nikkah, the
A True Love Story....
A young couple is very much in
love, decided to get married...
Some months before nikkah, the
Do you really wana know a Girl !
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When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around
When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a
few seconds,
She is not at all fine
Very Valuable Answer By A Little Girl
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A teacher asked a little girl: What your DAD do?
Girl replied: He works in a chocolate factory and brings lots of chocolate for me..
In the evening he works in an ice-cream parlor and I eat my favorite flavor…
He also works in a toys shop and brings me soft and cuddly teddy sometime.
GUY IN LADIES TOILET.. VERY FUNNY.. MUST READ..
A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'..
He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh.
*I Want A Hug* (Small Love Story)
*I Want A Hug* (Small Love Story)
Boyfriend : Hey beautiful
Girlfriend : Oh hey babe
Boyfriend : You alright ?
Girlfriend : I'm fine i promise.
Boyfriend : I know there's something wrong baby talk to me ?
Girlfriend : I just need a hug from you right now.
Boyfriend : Could you wait until tomorrow when i see you ?
Girlfriend : Yeahhhh........*
Boyfriend shows up at her door*
Girlfriend : Babe what are you doing here in the middle of the night ?
Boyfriend : I couldn't sleep knowing my baby needs me
Girlfriend : I Love You
Heart Touching Conversation.. Must Read..
Girl: I miss you..
Boy: And so?
Girl: I really did.
Boy: ok.
Girl: I’m sorry.
Boy: What for?
Girl: For ignoring
your efforts to communicate with me.
Boy: Its OK..
I got used to it,
then I got tired,
so I stopped trying and started forgetting...
Girl: I..
Girl: I… tried to forget about you, you see... we can never be…
Boy: its OK...
Girl: Why is it so OK?
Boy: And so?
Girl: I really did.
Boy: ok.
Girl: I’m sorry.
Boy: What for?
Girl: For ignoring
your efforts to communicate with me.
Boy: Its OK..
I got used to it,
then I got tired,
so I stopped trying and started forgetting...
Girl: I..
Girl: I… tried to forget about you, you see... we can never be…
Boy: its OK...
Girl: Why is it so OK?
HELPLESS LOVE : A BEAUTIFUL STORY ABOUT LOVE. *MUST READ*
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The announcement caused sudden panic. All rushed to their boats. Even damaged boats were quickly repaired and commissioned for duty.
Yet, Love did not wish to flee quickly. There was so much to do. But as the clouds darkened, Love realised it was time to leave. Alas, there were no boats to spare. Love looked around with hope.
Just then Prosperity passed by in a luxurious boat. Love shouted, “Prosperity, could you please take me in your boat?”
Funny Misunderstanding.. Must Read...
A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him.
In the court the man's deference was:-
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him.
In the court the man's deference was:-
First Kisses are Always Sweet - Touching Story
I was in 1st year of college when I knew him and he was in his 3rd year of high school. We became close because of one thing and that was "Love."
He had a girlfriend and I had none. I told him every detail of my life and about my feelings for my crush and he did the same thing. He cared for me more than his sister and I was doing the same thing to him. I just didn't know that I was beginning to like him because he was 2 years younger than I was and besides, he had a girlfriend.
He had a girlfriend and I had none. I told him every detail of my life and about my feelings for my crush and he did the same thing. He cared for me more than his sister and I was doing the same thing to him. I just didn't know that I was beginning to like him because he was 2 years younger than I was and besides, he had a girlfriend.
'Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani' music excellent, youthful, catchy
'Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani' music excellent, youthful, catchy
Music Director: Pritam
Singers: Benny Dayal, Shefali Alvares, Vishal Dadlani, Shalmali Kholgade, Arijit Singh, Tochi Raina, Rekha Bhardwaj, Sunidhi Chauhan, Sreeram
Rating: * * * *
Packed with fast energetic numbers, the soundtrack of director Ayan Mukerji's forthcoming movie "Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani" has nine tracks. High on energy and beats, it's an out and out fun and masti album. Though the inclination is towards vibrant and youthful compositions, it does have its share of emotional songs.
*I Want A Hug* (Small Love Story)
Boyfriend : Hey beautiful
Girlfriend : Oh hey babe
Boyfriend : You alright ?
Girlfriend : I'm fine i promise.
Boyfriend : I know there's something wrong baby talk to me ?
Girlfriend : I just need a hug from you right now.
Boyfriend : Could you wait until tomorrow when i see you ?
Girlfriend : Yeahhhh........*
Boyfriend shows up at her door*
Girlfriend : Babe what are you doing here in the middle of the night ?
Boyfriend : I couldn't sleep knowing my baby needs me
Girlfriend : I Love You
