My mom only had one eye. I hated her… She was such an embarrassment.
She cooked for students and teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed.
Boy : because you are so pretty and i think i am falling in love with you.
Girl : really?...... but you haven't met my friend yet. she is more prettier than me and she is right behind you (the guy looking behind him but found no one)
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"