My Wife's Memory Loss - Funny Story



My Wife's Memory Loss - Funny Story

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room... it wasn't there.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

Real Final Destination Dream - Funny



Real Final Destination Dream - Funny

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

♥ Must Read.. Its Awesome ♥



♥ Must Read.. Its Awesome ♥

This girl is a keeper!!!!

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point,

Four Men & Nurse - Very Funny Joke


Four Men & Nurse - Very Funny Joke

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wife's are having babies. 

A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

Difficult To Understand Girls



Difficult To Understand Girls

 

Girl: Do you smoke?

Young Boy: Yes I do.

Girl: How many packs a day?

Young Boy: 3 packs.

Girl: How much per pack?

Couple vs Cop - Very Funny Conversation



Couple vs Cop - Very Funny Conversation

 

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place..

Man: What's the problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

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