Who is the real thief?

 John and Smith entered a chocolate store.

 As they were busy looking, Smith steals 3 chocolate bars.

 After leaving the store,

Taxi drivers

A woman and her 7 years old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the twilight girls were standing by the roadside.

 The Boy asked; "Mummy, what are all those women doing?."

Unexpected Twist.. Very Funny

A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor.

 Sir, do you know everything about law?

 Prof: Yes.

Funny story must read

Three men : a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, found themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven.

 St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

Funny Little Johnny..lol

eacher said to the class"Children, tomorrow I would like u to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home, and what is d advantage of this new development.

very very funny

A guy asked a girl in a library;

 “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"

a