Smith just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Lords.
The manager told him: "...in here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant. so you know how to address their every need even before they ask".
An Pakistani walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.