Man & Girl - Very Very Funny Conversation



Man & Girl - Very Very Funny Conversation

A man and a Girl were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.
The Girl sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

Principal vs Student - Who is Smarter??



One Night, 4 Engineering Students were playing Football till late night and didn't study for the Exam which Was scheduled for the next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan, they made themselves look as dirty and untidy as possible with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the Principal and said that they had gone out to a Sister wedding last night and on their return the Tyre of their BMW Car burst.

They had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Pricipal said they can have the re-test after 3 days, they thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Principal, the Principal said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name..........................(2 MARKS)

Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............(98 MARKS)


a) Front Left
    b) Front Right
    c) Back Left

    d) Back Right.....!!! 

   

Its a story about me and you



Its a story about me and you we met we talk we joke then we became
friends we shared our numbers we became good friends i had a girl
friend but still we were good friends we started sharing
every thoughts our likes dislikes we found out we have nothing in

Heart breaking Love Story



Heart breaking Love Story"

Two Lovers Decided to Broke up..
After Few Years When the Boy got Married with Any Other Girl..
His X-Gf Approached him & said..

5 Advantages Of Drinking Water In The Morning




5 Advantages Of Drinking Water In The Morning
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5- Drinking water on an empty stomach purifies the colon, making it easier to absorb nutrients

#4- Increases the production of new blood and muscle cells

GRILS MUST READ THIS AND SHARE FOR Girl



GRILS MUST READ THIS AND SHARE
FOR Girl ...

-From the day one..
she becomes apple of her father’s eyes…
Her silent tears do wonders..
and Dad agrees to do on what he said a big 'No' earlier..! :)

-She can walk in style all day long without looking tired...:D

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